Could thieves be more dumb?

I think not.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/02/28/biker.meeting/index.html

I wonder what went through their minds when they realised what was up. I mean besides the pain.

Shouldn't there be a statute of limitations....

On capturing escaped prisoners. Seriously, if they have done as many of these people seem to have done and turned themselves into productive members of society who have put crime behind them and work hard like the rest of everyone else. It seems as though they have completed all of the rehabilitation and deterence rationales that people put behind jail. I have read three or four cases like this recently and I wonder how many man hours are put into catching someone over 38 years or so? Couldn't there be more productive use of the time? Especially if these people are living clean enough to stay off the radar...

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/local&id=5971071

Top Ten Survival Stories

So here they are according to the website the top survival stories. Talk about making you feel like a weak, knobbykneed loser! I think I need to take some survival training at some point. How many people do you think could amputate their own leg and crawl out to get help?

http://outside.away.com/outside/features/200409/top_survival_stories_1.html

Vanna White v. Samsung

The naked cowboy sues...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/02/14/naked.cowboy/index.html

I totally remember the Vanna White as a robot case. If stars don't have their personas, they can't make money. As ridiculous as a naked M & M is I think he will win. Probably not retire though, he probably likes the lime light.

The nice old man down the street.

80 year old WWII vet sends attacker to the hospital. Take that!

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa080214_lj_hawes.bfc57dff.html

What do you get your SO for Valentines day?

A free divorce of course....
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1120ap_odd_valentines_divorce.html?source=mypi

Why request a new attorney....

When you can just fly at your old one in a rage and plant one on him?

http://www.wlextv.com/global/story.asp?s=7823864